Sleazium Lyrics & Chords By Bob & Tom

I'm sorry i cook for shit. I'm sorry my sewing isn't like your mothers. I'll call her up. I'm sorry I dress kinda boyish. I'm sorry my hair isn't long like the girls in your...read more

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to...read more

Spoken: Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls Hold your breath Make a wish Count to three Come with me, and you'll be In a world of pure imagination Take a look, and...read more

If you look under chair Or in your sister's hair I tell y'all better beware At what you're gonna find in there CHORUS We's a half inch tall and green Short sticky and...read more

Took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus The woman in line behind me says 'hey is that Santa Claus up there'? I said 'no ma'm, it's a Kenny...read more