Smart Ass Lyrics & Chords By Marlinspike

People say that I'm too sarcastic, maybe there's some truth to that.
That's my way to deal with the drastic and stupid things said so just relax.

Truth be told I envy you, and all the great things that you do,
I'm just an extra and you're the star, I'm the can but you're the caviar,
You're the cats pajamas and the slippers too, why would I say it if it wasn't true,
You don't look fat in that dress, cause don't they say that more is less,
Oh no, oh yeah.

People say that I'm somewhat cynical; maybe they're not too far off,
There's no need to get all hysterical, so pay no mind if I should scoff.

When I was young my mom told me, boy you watch too much TV,
But if I didn't where would I be, no sense of humor no self-esteem,
Without it I don't know how I'd cope, how would I get all Dennis Miller's jokes?
Without my food I cannot grow, so just think if I missed my cooking shows,
Oh no, Oh yeah.

People say that I'm too sarcastic, maybe there's some truth to that.
That's my way to deal with the drastic and stupid things said so just relax.

You're so, calm and collective,
Also, quite introspective,
I can only hope to endeavor and I'd be happy to be half as clever as you.

Oh no, Oh Yeah.
People say that I'm too sarcastic, maybe there's some truth to that.
That's my way to deal with the drastic and stupid things said so just relax.
People say that I'm somewhat cynical; maybe they're not too far off,
There's no need to get all hysterical, so pay no mind if I should scoff.
People say that I'm too sarcastic.