Smeg Insurance Lyrics & Chords By Tommy & Rumble

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinkertoy I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy I want a hippopotamus for...read more

She walked into the dog run Like she fucking owned the place She turned to me with a scent that said "Sit boy, on my face!" Now I like a little discipline As much as the next...read more

Who put the cock in the cocker spaniel? Who took a pee on the pekingese? Who left his toy in the toy poodle? I'd like to shake that bastard's hand if you please Who ate the...read more

He once shot a man just for snorin' Got out of bed and shot him dead And his name was.. I didn't know what his name was, So we just called him "Fred" He was ridin'...read more

Orange barrels, orange barrels Everywhere I see Orange barrels, orange barrels Looking back at me Look at Larry, Darryl, and Darryl standing next to the orange barrel Looking...read more