Sole Witness Lyrics & Chords By It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

She packed my bags, last night, pre-flight, zero hour, 9 a.m. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then. And I think it's gonna a be a long, long time, Til' touchdown...read more

Bender: People say my broken friend is useless, but I say his mind is free. There's lots of things my mangled robot friend could beeeee…. Beck: Kick it. Bender: Well, he could...read more

Chris: Puberty's gonna get me. No way to stop it now. I offer a plea, just let me be. But puberty says "No how." I'm just a ball of pimples and zits I'm feeling funny...read more

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait… The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, ...read more

Here is the tale of a babysitting job The baby is something of a snob (Oh, go screw yourselves) So listen very closely, and you'll find That what they say is not the same as...read more