Somebody Snitched Lyrics & Chords By John Valby

We're going to Ibiza, It's just like England with sun There's lots of English people Having English fun If you don't leave home much This is the place to be We'll dance to...read more

I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the west was won I stand the pain...read more

I'ma blast your brains Talking full-on sex I got a porcupine called "Zazoom" He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?) I had a...read more

Girl, I know you left me But there was something I forgot to show you. Check it out. Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up. It's been a while since we last spoke, but ...read more

I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah),...read more