Song For An Answering Machine Lyrics & Chords By The Kinsey Sicks

My Mama took my bottle She took away my apple juice My Mama took my bottle She took away my apple juice Got somethin' squishy in my tushie I got them saggy diaper blues My...read more

This song is about patriotism. Glide on mighty Pterodactyl, On the wings of American pride. Step up to serve your country Hundreds of years after you died. Well they say...read more

When the game has just been lost. When the race has all been run. When the storm has left your ship well-tossed... Ignore the coast. Get your stars uncrossed. Back at Square One....read more

(Introduction, spoken:) One of the big news items of the past year concerned the fact that China, which we call Red China, exploded a nuclear bomb, which we called a device. Then...read more

I hate my life and I wanna die I ain't got no iPhone My heart is breakin', thinkin' suicide I ain't got no iPhone I hate my life and I wanna die I ain't got no iPhone My...read more