Song For When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper Lyrics & Chords By Rhett And Link

The Hukilau was the place Where I first saw your face We liked each other right away But you didn't remember me the very next day Forgetful Lucy Has got a nice caboose-ie I...read more

Customer: (entering the bookshop) Good morning. Proprietor (John Cleese): Good morning, sir. Can I help you? C: Er, yes. Do you have a copy of "Thirty Days in the Samarkan Desert...read more

Something wasn't right I barely slept all through the night And when the morning came I was lying outside in the rain The spiky nail of darkness Burrowed straight into my...read more

Jillian was her name She was sweeter than aspartame Her kisses reconfigured my DNA And after that I never was the same And I loved her even more than Marlon Brando loved...read more

I Call You Up When I'm Effed Up And You Come By, We Get High And we Fu-u-uck Then I'm Like Yo "Whaat" It's Time To Go "Whaat" You Say "Let's Cuddle" I Say Girl You's...read more