Spicy Lyrics & Chords By Max Degroot

1. a Mosquito Raped a Chicken in a Blueberry Patch Seven Days Later the Chiquitos Hatched They Grew Up Fast and They Grew Up Mean They Tore a Big Hole in the Window Screen They...read more

Hey Captain Greg! Tell us about the time you fought the pirates of Spain! Aw gee, you kids don't want to hear that story again, do you? Oh yes we do! Oh no you don't. Oh...read more

chorus: grandpa got run over by a beer truck coming out of woody's christmas day grandma got a job out at the brewery i never knew that she could drive that way 1....read more

You're my little curry puff I'm your vindaloo man I want to take you where samosas run wild And lay you in a bed of nan. I'm lying here in my pajamas Dreaming of the...read more

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man My member's big as a grizzly bear's head My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me I'm proud of the width and the length of my...read more