Squeezebox Theme Lyrics & Chords By Smoov-e

Smoke stack, burning weed
Chase tequila shots, with whiskey
Still slick as butter
Smooth like water
Got 1, 2, 3, 4 ranchers daughters
So I taste the talent
I like the taste? with the floor
I won't even had seen her face
You had better catch the train, when I'm around
I'm banging every poontaing if it ain't tied down
Hide the women
Hide the children
He's coming to town
To touch every little piece if it ain't held down
They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*
I be in town running deep
Just sleeping around
Boozed up
Zipping down evening gowns
They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*
Hide the booze & hide the children
Had to look the door & stole the women
Still causing trouble, pain & visits
I said blow (chikkaa chikkaa chikka)
Blow, don't kiss it
It's the box a squeeze & fornicate
I eat fried steak & sweat potato
& when I leave the town with smiling faces
Cause I stick the largest thing in the smallest places
Hide the women
Hide the children
He's coming to town
To touch every little piece if it ain't held down
They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*
I be in town running deep
Just sleeping around
Boozed up
Zipping down evening gowns
They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*
I'm a full grown bachelor
Pulling young galls at my candy story
Still looking slick, dressing proper
But I tear em off a Betty Crocker
So we drink em down & drink em fast
& she let me slip it in the ass
You'd better take the chance when it comes
To make sweet love right between their buns
Hide the women
Hide the children
He's coming to town
To touch every little piece if it ain't held down
They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*
I be in town running deep
Just sleeping around
Boozed up
Zipping down evening gowns
They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*
*oh no no no no no no not there not there *
They call him Rusty Squeezebox *x2*
Riding from town to town on his thouroughbreed
Seducing the vixens
Planting his seed
*are you going to take your pants off?!*
They'd ask
Rusty the Pervert
Trusty gold flask
*You're old enough to be my dad!*
They'd confess
Spurs hanging low
Offending with sex
*mmmhmm*
Filling his canteen
Along came a whore
That caught Rusty's eye
At the General Store