Stag Lyrics & Chords By Aidan John Moffat

I don't even have a high-horse,
I'm under-qualified for judging,
but don't you think we should've outgrown
the winking and the nudging?

and I know about mistakes,
but I try not to repeat them,
I sober up the next day, make some
phone calls and defeat them.

so fuck everyone you want
but don't expect me to support you
when you get away with it again
('cause you know I won't report you),

and no-one's got the guts to raise
their hand when you get wedded,
we'll just look around the pews
and smile at everyone you've bedded.