Stage Banter Lyrics & Chords By Tenacious D

I was there on the day truth died Blood on my hands, throw 'em up in the sky I was the number one sinner, no less My life was a lie and my wish was a death I fell in love with...read more

Do-de-do-de-do-deh-deh, do-de-do-de-do-deh! Do-de-do-de-do-deh-deh, do-de-do-de-do-deh! '''Shut up.''' ''Fine.'' This is my home, Probably cost more than all of ancient...read more

Before YouTube I walked through life, And now I frolic. YouTube's been like a father to me, Except YouTube's not an alcoholic. Before YouTube, I was just a skinny white...read more

Vital signs are slow and steady So attentive still not ready As I was just about to say You are the one that's over I am sporadic movement You are sporadic movement Hate is...read more

The bigger the cushion The sweeter the pushin' That's what I said The looser the waistband The deeper the quicksand Or, so I have read My baby fits me like a flesh...read more