Standup Routines Lyrics & Chords By Steve Martin

I went down to the river But the river was dry I went down to the sea But it was not the place to be So I climbed the highest mountain And I climbed to the mountaintop ...read more

I was born and raised, A bootlegger's boy, In the Cherokee Hills, I applied my trade, In Mountain City, I had me a time, Just making money, On Moonshine. So I hauled my...read more

I wandered so aimless, life filled with sin I wouldn't let my dear Savior in Then Jesus came like a stranger in the night Praise the Lord, I saw the Light I saw the Light, I...read more

Tell you, boys, I know it's true No other car run like a Chevrolet do Give her a quart of oil and a gallon of gas She won't let no other car pass Ah ha ha, she...read more

Anne, let's die in some dim town My brown eyes wait to weigh us down The candles 'round the tub will drown, In our afternoons Music from our evening parlor Darker than...read more