Staying Out All Night Lyrics & Chords By The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities & Towns

Back in the day, I used to be afraid of Osama bin Laden and the rest of Al-Qaeda But then I thought about how they gotta eat and drink Just like you and me Which means every day...read more

Oh, oh-oh-oh oh oh oh oh Oh-oh She's so darn beautiful She has a place in my heart That's why I find it hard to believe That Kristen Stewart ever farts How could...read more

Listen up all you ladies I hate to be the one to say this But I honestly believe you need to know You all think that he's a perfect, flawless work of art But the truth is,...read more

She's so pretty and she's so great Acting in movies singing songs by Tom Waits She is the woman of so many men's dreams Sometimes she releases stinky steam (Oh where,...read more

Before he sings his songs, he sings his name For everybody in the world to hear And I bet he does the same Before lettin' some poop fall out of his rear He says, "Jason...read more