Stephen Malkmus Lyrics & Chords By The Passionate & Objective Jokerfan

Oh, oh-oh-oh oh oh oh oh Oh-oh She's so darn beautiful She has a place in my heart That's why I find it hard to believe That Kristen Stewart ever farts How could...read more

All the pretty girls all around the world are so in love with Jared Padalecki All the little women they wanna go swimmin Without their bathing suits on with Jared Padalecki Cause...read more

She's got a great body And a beautiful face But still she's got to excrete her waste "It can't be true", lots of smitten men think But when she comes out of the...read more

Before he sings his songs, he sings his name For everybody in the world to hear And I bet he does the same Before lettin' some poop fall out of his rear He says, "Jason...read more

Well, he dines with the leaders of foreign countries And he eats all kinds of exotic foods And it doesn't always sit well in his stomach And he doesn't want to be rude By...read more