Store Bought Boobies Lyrics & Chords By Donnie Baker

(Sean Morey) Dear Santa, this is Billy from Dallas I would like a Big Wheel with air conditioning package, power steering, CD player, and also a Sony PlayStation Dear Santa,...read more

Here's a poem called Bad Pickup Lines Hey don't I know you from the bus? My mom has that same dress Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? How much were your breasts? ...read more

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all you do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be...read more

Orange barrels, orange barrels Everywhere I see Orange barrels, orange barrels Looking back at me Look at Larry, Darryl, and Darryl standing next to the orange barrel Looking...read more

What's the big deal about Garth Brooks What's he got that I ain't got Except the biggest country album in history And girls screamin' in the parking lot My wife thinks Garth...read more