Stunt Gospel Lyrics & Chords By Kobi Lacroix

There's a hair on my soap An ugly little thing A little pubic souvenir upon my Irish Spring There's a hair on my soap It's curly, long, and fine There's a hair on the soap ...read more

Remember when we used to hold each other close And gaze so deeply in each others' eyes Remember how I said I'd never let you go And how you swore you'd never tell me lies (You...read more

The anti-fish from dildoland Is marching down a mucus strand That leads from Falco to Ayn Rand With stops at Chad and Spain While nine fat popes and two wet Jews Guffaw and grunt...read more

Sitting in my cubicle Trying to pass the time Click the little envelope But no new mail's online My schedule program shows me All this crap I have to do A post-it note upon...read more

"Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth," "That's my name so spoken thrice," "There's a foulness wafting from your fowl enclosure device," "Surely crap you must be speaking," "That's...read more