Summertime Lyrics & Chords By The Residents

Sometimes life is not so sweet
Sometimes nothing works
Sometimes I even understand conspiracy theories, as idiotic as they are because sometimes it feels like life is working against you and it's being so successful that somebody has to be responsible
Yeah, sometimes it feels like there's a whole gang of them working against you
The fuckers, they're too goddam chicken to take you on one at a time so they hide away in their little rooms and they plot and scheme and work like hell to bring you down
Stupid isn't it?
As if anybody cared enough about anybody else to waste their time formulating mindless conspiracies, life is not that complicated, but it sure as shit doesn't work sometimes and that is why God made alcohol, especially bourbon
Sometimes you sit upon the brink
Your mind consumed with pointless pink and so you simply take a drink and everything's okay
Sometimes your jolly johnson shrinks and every mucous burger stinks
And so you simply take a drink and everything's okay