Surprise Songs Lyrics & Chords By The Axis Of Awesome

I picked up a lady
Went back to my place
We took our clothes off, our clothes off
Now we are naked
My lucky day
I turned the lights on
I notice, Yeahhhhoohhh
She has a penis.
Woah, woah, woah!
What did you say? What did you say that for?
Why would you say those awful words?
I couldn't think of a rhyme.
You couldnt think of a rhyme?
For Your Sex is on fire?
Maybe 'she had a vagina'
But she didn't have a vagina, she had a penis.
Oh.
Well, I'm surprised.
Yeah there you go listeners. Surprise Song as promised .
I think it was Lady Gaga
Topical.