Swank Hotels Lyrics & Chords By Craig Ferguson

Now we've got a lot of things, a lot of racism in the world right now Whose more racist? Black people or white people? ...read more

I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. ...read more

If you've ever been on television more than 5 times discribing what the tornadoe sounded like... You might be a redneck. If you've ever cut your grass and found a car... ...read more

i dont like poodles and popurie pastel colors aint good on me i need a woman that i can squezze these are the things that i believe i like john wayne in overalls hate chick...read more

Moooooooorning Woood Yeeehhhaaaa! Well I get up in the mornin and I'm feelin good Cuz underneath the covers is my mornin wood My wife wakes up and looks my way Kids run in...read more