Sweet Chalga In Time Lyrics & Chords By Ку-Ку

Well the weekend is coming and it's time for a bath, We're going to sup some Boddies and we'll have a good laugh, So leave the dog at home or it'll want some drinks. ...read more

Well, in this life there's a couple of certs, One is death and the other's a nurse, Well Lucy's old and they say she's passed it, But I gave her one and her tits were that big, ...read more

She had just turned twenty nine, (needed a good ironing), Smelling like a tench, (face looked like a welder's bench), Her tights were baggy at the rear, (she could fart for...read more

Sitting on the bog in foreign parts, looking round for anything to wipe my arse, There's a second hand curry splattered round the rim, And red and black scrapings from an...read more

"How you doing, pal? Mind if I bother you? Me bird's buggered off in a BMW. The cunt had a suit on, old enough to be her dad, I'd like to kick his bollocks To Bollington and...read more