Tacky Lyrics & Chords By "weird Al" Yankovic

It might seem crazy, wearin' stripes with plaid
I Instagram every meal I've had
All my used liquor bottles are on display
We can go to see a show, but I'll make you pay... huh

(Because I'm tacky)
Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks
(Because I'm tacky)
Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely, pink-sequined Crocs
(Because I'm tacky)
Never let you forget some favor I did for you
(Because I'm tacky)
If you're okay with that, you might just be tacky, too

I meet some chick, ask her this and that
Like, "Are you pregnant, girl, or just really fat?"
Well, now I'm droppin' names almost constantly
That's what Kanye West keeps tellin' me
Here's why

(Because I'm tacky)
Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants
(Because I'm tacky)
Got my new resumé, it's printed in Comic Sans
(Because I'm tacky)
Think it’s fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review
(Because I'm tacky)
If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably tacky, too

Bring me shame... can't nothin'
Bring me shame... I've never known why
Bring me shame... can't nothin'
Bring me shame... I said
Bring me shame... can't nothin'
Bring me shame... it's pointless to try
Bring me shame... can't nothin'
Bring me shame... I said

(Because I'm tacky)
43 bumper stickers and a "YOLO" license plate
(Because I'm tacky)
Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date
(Because I'm tacky)
Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV
(Because I'm tacky)
Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints — hey, you said they're free!
(Because I'm tacky)
I'll get drunk at the bank and take off my shirt at least
(Because I'm tacky)
I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased
(Because I'm tacky)
If I'm bit by a zombie, probably not telling you
(Because I'm tacky)
If you don't think that's bad, guess what? Then you're tacky too
Come on