Telemarketer Lyrics & Chords By Tim Heidecker

I won't ride another wave And I won't write another word after today No wave forms out here Adrift amidst an endless sea And there's nothing to return to You'll...read more

I don't know, maybe it was the rain, Another gray day, of fault making. The real test was finding a bucket with enough holes to let it out. One of those days when the corn dries...read more

If I were a man And you a dog If I were man And you a dog I'd throw a stick for you If I were a man And you a dog I'd throw a stick for you If I were dog And you a...read more

I woke up in a bed So I rang to be fed From a dream to Tetley I woke up in a war Flynn as John Barrymore Constant drama of body You ask me "what the heck?" Crick in my neck Um,...read more

What looks like neon light To take your pastels and make them bright It makes them move and it makes them buzz Now does that get me? Yes it does God knows it does Neon sign...read more