Telephone Masturbator Lyrics & Chords By The Pork Dukes

Hanging about down on Market Street I spent a lot of time on my feet When I saw some passing yobos And we did chance to speak I knew how to sing, you know And they knew how to...read more

we're still alive he said we met 11 years before or more and i remember way back when he taught me my first bar chord we used to tear it up reckless moonpies for misfits with...read more

Kicking up dust on an empty street Waiting for John, Brian and Liz I've already been stopped by the police They're getting kicks, I'm feeling sick Chorus. And I'm...read more

I took a tram into the fourth dimension Cos I had the blues, the blues of throwing it all away Just gimme a Tequila, I'll slam it the 4-D way And when I got there you know it...read more

Are teenage dreams so hard to beat Everytime she walks down the street Another girl in the neighbourhood Wish she was mine, she looks so good I wanna hold you, wanna hold you...read more