Tenthousandfriendsmaster Lyrics & Chords By Project Sisyphus

My wife Is made up of some parts She’s got a lot of hair She’s got a couple nostrils I think she’s got a spleen She argues with the fridge And assaults my Barbeque...read more

In the vestibule Near the stained-glass window of Jesus trying to eat a Ford Pinto There's a carrot, and a penis, and an eyebrow mangler Choose wisely, bite the spoon-hive Lick...read more

I don't have to tell you how much it sucks to be shot in the face So I guess I'll save some time by not even writing this song at all ...read more

I've listened to you bitch, I've listened to you whine But you couscous-eating yuppie jerks have gone too far this time! Your kids are getting fatter and the outlook's rather...read more

Remember when we used to hold each other close And gaze so deeply in each others' eyes Remember how I said I'd never let you go And how you swore you'd never tell me lies (You...read more