The Auctioneer Lyrics & Chords By Jonny Polonsky

Hey well all right sir here we go there And what are ya' gonna give for 'em I have a six hundred dollar down here Now ten and now twenty-five and now thirty-five And now...read more

Hey y've all reg'stered, open the gate ‘n let ‘em out and walk ‘em ‘bout. Ere we come a letter number twenty-nine, what're you gonna gimme for ‘er Ah,...read more

Now there was a boy in Arkansas And he wouldn't listen to his ma When she told him that he ought to go to school He'd sneak away in the afternoon, And he'd take a little walk...read more

Here we go then What are you gonna give for them I bid twenty-five Will you give me thirty dollars Thirty, make it thirty Bid of thirty, thirty-five Now to forty, make it...read more

Standing with your kids in the cold Feeling like you can't carry on The Auctioneer puts a price on romance To a cat walk killer Takes the ghost of a chance Don't walk...read more