The Broken Footcast Lyrics & Chords By Phil Cornwell

When I came home the other day My Mum couldn't look me in the eye When I checked under my bed I found the reason why My pile of rhythm magazines Was nowhere to be seen I...read more

I realised on the day we met You were the kind of girl I could never get, 'Cause I was creepy and unpopular, But at least I had my binoculars. I was waitin', mopin', ...read more

Now, my old Grandad had a word He used when things went wrong To introduce this word to you I put it in a song So everytime this word gets used his memory lives on I'm about to...read more

I wanted a record deal but I was too rude I tried approaching companies but they did not approve Until I met this one guy, a corrupt A&R man He said "Kunt, I will sign you but you...read more

I bought a book with Carol Vorderman on the front 'Cause I thought they'd be some pictures of her hairy cunt But instead it was full of detox recipes With celery, lentils and...read more