The Chinese Longhorned Beetle Is Infesting The World Lyrics & Chords By The Singing Animal Lover

Happy llama, sad llama, mentally disturbed llama, super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama. Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama? Starting all this drama? It's me...read more

He's on the cover of magazines He's never shaved his face completely clean Women think he's the king and they wanna be his queen He breaks a whole lot of hearts When he...read more

All the pretty girls all around the world are so in love with Jared Padalecki All the little women they wanna go swimmin Without their bathing suits on with Jared Padalecki Cause...read more

Before he sings his songs, he sings his name For everybody in the world to hear And I bet he does the same Before lettin' some poop fall out of his rear He says, "Jason...read more

Back in the day, I used to be afraid of Osama bin Laden and the rest of Al-Qaeda But then I thought about how they gotta eat and drink Just like you and me Which means every day...read more