The Cobbler Lyrics & Chords By Fleadh

Oh, me name is Dick Darby, I'm a cobbler,
I served my time at ould camp.
Some call me an old agitator, but now I'm resolved to repent.
With me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-doe, with me ing-twing of an ing-thing of an i-day, with me roo-boo-boo roo-boo-boo randy, and me lab stone keeps beating away.
Now, my father was hung for sheep stealing, my mother was burned for a witch.
My sister's a dandy house-keeper, and I'm a mechanical switch.
It's forty long years I have traveled, all by the contents of me pack.
Me hammers, me awls and me pinchers,
I carry them all on me back.
Oh, my wife she is humpy, she's lumpy, we wife she's the devil, she's cracked.
And no matter what I may do with her, her tongue, it goes clickety-clack.
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It was early one fine summer's morninga little before it was day.
I dipped her three times in the river, and carelessly bade her "
Good day".