The Comforts Of Home Lyrics & Chords By The Guy Who Sings Songs About Cities & Towns

Her name is Zooey Deschanel She's an indie goddess Imagine her on the toilet Isn't that the oddest? No one that pretty ever has to go number two Number two, number two,...read more

Brad Pitt poops Yeah, yeah, Brad Pitt poops He might be the world's most handsome dude But still Brad Pitt poops Just like all of us ugly dudes out there Every day he's...read more

He's on the cover of magazines He's never shaved his face completely clean Women think he's the king and they wanna be his queen He breaks a whole lot of hearts When he...read more

Oh, oh-oh-oh oh oh oh oh Oh-oh She's so darn beautiful She has a place in my heart That's why I find it hard to believe That Kristen Stewart ever farts How could...read more

Well, he dines with the leaders of foreign countries And he eats all kinds of exotic foods And it doesn't always sit well in his stomach And he doesn't want to be rude By...read more