The Constantinople Joke Lyrics & Chords By Adam & Joe

In the pub where we learnt how to talk about bands You stand all dressed up with your vodka in hand Oh girl, you're waiting for a pitiful man In the pub, at the bar with the old...read more

In most every cubicle-monkey's life, there is a person or team of people who do the jobs no one else even dares to even try to understand. They are our alpha geeks. Our nerd buddies....read more

Here they come down main street Drums a flailin' and the sirens a wailin', what a roar! Bands are a playin' and flags are a wavin' And the Vanguards and Motorcycle Corps ...read more

You double-clicked my heart You've upgraded my life You booted up my hard drive Please be my cyber-wife You've logged into my soul You've downloaded my dreams Let's...read more

When I was a child, running in the night I was afraid of what might be Hiding in the dark and hiding on the streets For and of what was following me The hounds of love are...read more