The Cunt Lyrics & Chords By Roy 'chubby' Brown

Well I want to sing a song about Lady Muck yoooh, Well, it weren't her real name, but it rhymed with fuck. An' I'm gonna nacc me voice doin' this for too long, Come...read more

Went down Discount Giant, and stood in the queue, Stared in the next trolley, like you do, Just standing, thinking, about this and that, Just standing thinking, There's low-fat...read more

My bum is on the rail Bum is on the rail Look at me my bum is on the rail! My bum is on the man Bum is on the man It's a lot of fun to put your bum on a man! My bum is...read more

The fit bird at Tesco with the massive tits said she'd meet me tonight And she'd ring me at six, The phone's rung twice, I haven't picked it up, Coz I'm sitting...read more

I've got a bird, who gives me greef And I dont know what is her beef coz everyday shes on the phone wanting to tell me off and moan ive got a bird that I carnt please and now...read more