The Gary Gygax Song Lyrics & Chords By Uncle Monsterface

I've got a new dance called The Margaret Thatcher. It'll get in your pants, you'd better call the dispatcher of deliverers of increased pants awesomeness. Get the awesomest pants...read more

Lets set the north pole on fire! Here we go! Barbeque, softshoe, living in an igloo Cookin' up chicken wings, creating a meaty, beefy stew Charcoal, one goal, grilled fish...read more

I see your bad hand its in front of me take your. now you pay the kitty I see your bad hand We got it We got the trump You slide your card face down on the table to match...read more

If you smell the smoke You don’t need to be told What you got to do Yet, there’s a certain breed Somewhere in between They’d rather take a vote Running short on...read more

Majestic, you guessed it A natural born winner like Bruce Jenner You can stretch it but the Skinnee J is thinner Tim cues up the tape, here's a tip to try Latham Not Latham we...read more