The Hero Of Rhyme Lyrics & Chords By Starbomb

Aww yeah.
It's me Link again baby that's right I'm back.
Last time I quested for Zelda I got a little off track..
But now my confidence is at an all time high
Because Navi just anointed me the Hero of Rhyme!
I said the Hero of Time!
That's right the Hero of Rhyme.
I don't need no sword or shield I'm gonna be just fine!
Hey listen I think-
Shh.. I got my beats and jams
I'm taking Ganon down now no thanks to you, old man
What?

Link, thank God you're here the countryside is terrified and shocked!
We're overrun with Darknuts, Peahats, Leevers, Gels, and Octoroks!
You're our Hero of the Ages with your sword and helping hand
We really need your skills!
Oh you need my skills? Aw damn!

Moblins, no problem, and Octoroks a lotta poppycock
Gonna get that Triforce tomorrow but first I gotta do my pop n' lock
When I see an Iron Knuckle I'mma buckle up my pants
'Cause those bitches don't fuck around when I kick on my z-target dance
But see, with me, I've gotta find another way to defeat
Don't use my sword or shield 'cause I know this flow is good enough to kill
Hylian people rejoice
'Cause your hero is the illest motherfuckin' rapper with the illest fuckin' voice!

How was that? Those raps do anything for you?
Oh God, everyone is dead!
Moving right along to Ganon's underground lair.
Everything's on fire!
Don't worry I'm not scared.
I'll save all of Hyrule with the tastiest rhymes I can spit.
Now watch and learn Navi,
You're a stupid piece of shit!

Wanna go Ganon? Get your pig ass over here and try me!
Just ignore the burning hellscape that's collapsing in behind me
You have never seen a rapper close to my skills whatsoever!
Oh, I see you brought a giant glowing sword that's cool, whatever,

'Cause, hey! I'm gonna be that last thing you see
When you lose against me here in the ruins of the city.
Yeah, I'm the better bigger battler here
'Cause by the time you swing your sword I'm gonna
Ahh, whoa, chill out, gotta fill out
This order form for a partner who can maybe, I don't know, come out
And help me out in a real bout!
Hey listen Link your rapping doesn't stink
But Ganon's standing right there with a giant sword!

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