The Larry Awards Lyrics & Chords By Larry The Cable Guy

Now I've probably got the feminists all pissed off at me because I'm joking about rape. Feminists want to control your language. Feminists want to tell you how to talk. And their...read more

And i'm getting really sick of guys named Todd. It's a good fucking name OK.Hi what's your name? Todd.I'm Todd. And this is Blake, and Blaire and Blaine and Brent. Where all these...read more

Remember when there was nothing else to do, But lie and bed and, Wonder how it was always up to you, And no one else and, Early mornings, made by warnings, What's the point...read more

I'll give you an idea of what kind of family mine is This is a true story About 9 or 10 months ago I did somethin I had always wanted to do I cashed in all my frequent flyer...read more

Some days just aren't good for anything at all Feel all those feelings but don't make that call Because nobody, nobody, nobody knows what you want If you don't do Feel all...read more