The Man Song Lyrics & Chords By Bob & Tom

Ladies and gentlemen, the man song!

(He's the man, he's the man)

I don't take no crap from anyone else but you,
I wear the pants around here when I'm finished with your laundry,
Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight,
When I say "Jump!" you say "Yeah, right!"
I'm the man of this house until you get home.

(He's the man, he's the man)

What I say goes around here right out the window,
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining so I'll shut up,
The sooner you learn who's boss around here
The sooner you can give me my orders dear,
Cause I'm head honcho around here but it's all in my head.

(He's the man, he's the man)

And I can have sex any time that you want,
Cause I'm a man who has needs but they're not that important,
And don't expect any flowers from me,
Cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry,
I'm the king of my castle when you're not around.

(He's the man, he's the man)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want to get in trouble,
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready to sleep on the couch,
Cause a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do,
And I'm gonna do what you tell me to,
Because I'm top dog around here but I've been neutered.

(He's the man, he's the man)

You da man!