The Mayan Calander Lyrics & Chords By Andy The Doorbum

And I know how you hate my guts. But tonight I supplied the sluts and I even bought you a beer. So will you please be my friend, or at least we can pretend. That you really want...read more

Lord be kind, my ship is small And your sea it's so wide I try and see the sky, but cannot seem to find That guillotine green line of copper carving gold Oh be kind, my ship is...read more

[Ceschi with a faux British accent:] You should have married her, when you had the chance On that Saturday, proposed with that pink plastic ring that came Inside of a box of Safeway...read more

(Ceschi) Next time I see you you'll be A different person maybe But gray hair wrapping your face Won't hide change between those legs Did it feel good, when he touched the...read more

I don't have a girlfriend. I don't go on dates. That's why I sit at home, Eat corn chips and masturbate. And everynight I think about you and I don't know what to do. When I open...read more