The Miracle Of Music Lyrics & Chords By Bob And Doug Mckenzie

I met you in biology in high school You told me after college we'd be wed You were my favorite lab partner Till you ran off with that brilliant young pre-med My pain would...read more

I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the west was won I stand the pain...read more

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man My member's big as a grizzly bear's head My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me I'm proud of the width and the length of my...read more

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less At the checkout counter at the local grocery store I was only passin' by But a paper caught my eye And I learned...read more

I'm the only gay Eskimo I'm the only one I know I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka But all I want to do is get into...read more