The Most Useless Story Ever Told Lyrics & Chords By Sourcefed

In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan Lived two great warriors: a dude and a man Who proclaimed no sex until you are married They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry ...read more

Hey kids, would you like to hear a fun story about Sonic and Tails? (Eat a dick!) Great! Here we go! Sonic the Hedgehog, hero to all When the world needed saving, he would answer...read more

Yo, man, all these people frontin' Talking 'bout how they don't know how to get knowledge Man, pssh! How many times a day do you think That there's gotta be some new way For...read more

I've got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw Defeat whole karate schools and motherfuckers with claws How can you talk more shit, with my fist in yo jaw? Don't need...read more

We're very glad you could join us today At the annual Women's Appreciation Buffet Where you'll get inspired to reach all your goals You're gonna fight all your foo...read more