The Night I Became A Zombie Lyrics & Chords By Six Feet Of Foreplay

The crimson moon lit the graveyard that night
The majestic black gates stood tight
It was rumored that the gravedigger was a gal
Not prettiest, but I'd drill her canal
I snuck up taking cover behind a tomb
Toward the crypt she stayed in I assumed
A ninja's entrance, through the tombs I hondled
Only hearable sound was from my johnson being fondled
The grind finale has now cum
Seedcake, fapfap, this is fun
I have a torch stuck up my bum
SURPRISE BUKKAKE!
Heavenly Nirvana! Delivered the load
It landed with a splat not on the girl, but on a toad
With fizzling and smoke the toad transformed
Into a she-monster with its face deformed
This was the night
This was the night
I became a zombie
Stunned I stood still, very bad move (!)
The monster got on top of me and went in for the groove
But when the beast landed on me
It accidentally slipped in
Zombieism is also classed as an STD
The grind finale has now passed
An army of the dead now amassed
I am, immortal at last
VIRGIN HYMENS
BLAST!