The No Laugh Race Lyrics & Chords By Dr. Seuss

Bash Street Kids: Now the no-laugh race is about to start, stand face to face three misfits of part. Just stand there and stare and stare, nobody laugh now don't you dare.
Sally: We'll blow your hair.
Smiffy: Breaking your nose.
Minnie: We have eyebrows.
Bash Street Kids: We have those. But if anyone giggles out it goes, we laugh for this loser out he goes.
Sidney: Somebody laughs so somebody's out.
Sidney and Toots: Who dare that, we solve doubt.
Plug: Somebody laughs so somebody's out.
Plug and Minnie: You can laugh it, out, out, out.
Bash Street Kids: Now we're done 'til the last at place. He's the winner of the no-laugh race.