The Perfect Stallion Lyrics & Chords By Daniel Ingram

Cheerilee is sweet and kind,
She's the best teacher we could hope for.
The perfect stallion you and I must find
One to really make her heart soar.
But...
This one's too young,
This one's too old.
He clearly has a terrible cold.
Hay Fever
Achoo!
Apple Bloom
This guy's too silly.
He's way too uptight.
Persnickety
I say!
Sweetie Belle
Well nothing's wrong with this one,
He seems alright...
Scootaloo
His girlfriend sure thinks so.
Sweetie Belle
How 'bout this one?
[Apple Bloom]
He's much too flashy.
Scootaloo
He might do!
Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle
If he weren't so splashy!
Apple Bloom
Too short.
Sweetie Belle
Too tall.
Apple Bloom
Too clean.
Scootaloo
Too smelly.
Sweetie Belle
Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly.

Apple Bloom
I don't think that we're mistaken,
It seems all the good ones are taken.
[Sweetie Belle]
I really feel that at this rate,
We'll never find the perfect date.