The Real Slim Santa Lyrics & Chords By Comedy

You've got to look your best tonight, You tubby little parasite, 'Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you. And though her pretty face may seem A special person's...read more

Just got in from the local Had to try the local brew And i run into the local gossip and i learned a thing or two About you local yokels And what yous get up to And he read me...read more

Mega Fuglys sheilas you know that if they didn't have a fanny between ther legs would have a fuckin bounty on their heads Shes a Supa Mega Fugly With a mouldy mango twist ...read more

Verse 1: A Well there ain’t many sheilas where I come from E But she’s the sorta sheila for me. ‘N’ they recon I got the ugliest one A But she’s the sorta sheila for...read more

I'm a rapper, and I'm capitalizing On a no talent trend that'll never stop rising I've committed 42 crimes but I've never been to the jails I can still do my job...read more