The Reason I Recorded This Album Lyrics & Chords By Steve Hofstetter

Uh, you guys are fine, I'm really glad we were able to do this. It's really cool to do stuff like this, even though I do get a lot of hate mail. (Audience Laughs) I got one piece that called me a douche. Yeah. Steve, you're a douche. What's that? Steve, you're a feminine hygiene cleaning product. (Audience Laughs) So I wrote back and I said, " You know what? I am a douche." ' Cause after I fuck your mom she smells better. (Audience gasps, laughs) I didn't follow that. Well, now I just want to say it really is cool and I had a tremendous amount of fun tonight and I want to thank you guys for coming out. I think it's great when you get to live your dream, which in my case is standing in front of a room full of strangers and telling a perfectly-good " I fucked your mom joke." (Audience Laughs) Thank you very much, have a good night.