The Salt And Pepper Diner Lyrics & Chords By John Mulaney

ants in the dark dance in the park crawling, creeping in the mud down under the hands of god serving all the mothers thirst bleeding from the mothers birth we await the...read more

I finally got to see something I've always wanted to witness live. I finally saw someone get hit by a car. Nailed, this guy got hit right in the hip. That's your center...read more

There are two groups of people whose lives are much fuller, when they anticipate, these are gamblers and golfers. Thats when life's the best for them. Uh, I am a golfer, and...read more

Comedy is fun but I really, I really want to be a firefighter I want to be a firefighter so I can drive the fire SUV Cause I don't know what the fire SUV does when they get to the...read more

I'm the guitar guy at the party, I'm the guitar guy and I think i'll drink a Coke and Bacardi, It might seem like i'm just havin' fun, But i'm actually not, I'm trying to sleep...read more