The Science Of Selling Yourself Short Lyrics & Chords By Less Than Jake

I've come to my senses
That I've become senseless
I could give you lessons
How to ruin your friendships
Every last conviction
I smoked them all away
I drank my frustrations
Down the drain, out of the way
So I sit and wait and wonder
"Does anyone else feel like me?"
Someone so tired of their routines
And disappearing self-esteems
I'll sing along
Yeah, with every emergency
Just sing along
I'm the king of catastrophies
I'm so far gone
That deep down inside
I think it's fine by me
I'm my own worst enemy
I could be an expert
On co-dependency
I could write the best book
On underage tragedy
I've been spending my time
At the local liquor store
I've been sleeping nightly
On my best friend's kitchen floor
So I sit and wait and wonder
"Does anyone else feel like me?"
I'm so over-dosed on apathy
And burnt out on sympathy
I'll sing along
Yeah, with every emergency
Just sing along
I'm the king of catastrophies
I'm so far gone
That deep down inside
I think it's fine by me
That I'm my own worst enemy
Let the meaning slip away
Lost my faith in another day
Self deprication seems okay
I never thought
I'd make
It anyway
I'll sing along
Yeah, with every emergency
Just sing along
I'm the king of catastrophies
I'm so far gone
That deep down inside
I think it's fine by me
'Cause I'm my own worst enemy
That I'm my own worst enemy
'Cause I'm my own worst enemy
And I'm my own worst enemy
'Cause I'm my own worst enemy
And I'm my own worst enemy