The Silver Fish Lyrics & Chords By Shel Silverstein

I hit the deck Like a ton of lard When the back of my neck hit something hard A yard of lead or a judo chop Drive she said I’ll tell you when to stop Up my sleeve She...read more

(Introduction, only on live album „Tom Lehrer revisited“, spoken:) Almost every day during the hunting season you see at least one item in the newspapers about somebody who has...read more

Children of Abraham, what's your story? Killing each other for a piece of land Children of Abraham, this ain't glory You've got to walk together hand in hand Take...read more

I got snot, I got phlegm, I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them: I sit still, I get rest, I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed. I eat soup, I sip...read more

Walter Gretzky had a son He grew up to be the great one He came from Brantford Ontario He liked Gordie Howe you know Americans don't understand The national sport of the north...read more