The Song Formally Known As? Lyrics & Chords By The Wildhearts

I wanna know what the nipples on a bloke are really for
I wanna know why thereÂ's no white dog shit anymore
WhatÂ's goinÂ' on in ChapmanÂ's head
When McCartneyÂ's still alive and LennonÂ's shot fucking dead
I wanna know why JaegermeisterÂ's little and heÂ's a pimp
I wanna know when BeadleÂ's had a wank with his withered hand
WhatÂ's the best thing for sliced bread?
Why did Jacko bleach his skin when he couldÂ've dyed it black instead?
I donÂ't know what you canÂ't say
Makes no difference anyway
Feel alright now, IÂ'm back where the funnies are
Feel alright and you canÂ't say
The way I feel gets in your way
Feel alright now, IÂ'm back where the funnies are
I wanna know why an orange is an orange and a lemon is green
I wanna know when a blind man knows his ass is clean
I wanna know why the Germans ainÂ't funny
I wanna know where all my moneyÂ's been
I donÂ't know what you canÂ't say
Makes no difference anyway
Feel alright now, IÂ'm back where the funnies are
Feel alright and you canÂ't say
The way I feel gets in your way
Feel alright now, IÂ'm back where the funnies are
I donÂ't know what you canÂ't say
Makes no difference anyway
Feel alright now, IÂ'm back where the funnies are
Feel alright and you canÂ't say
The way I feel gets in your way
Feel alright now, IÂ'm back where the funnies are