The Terrible Secret Of Space Lyrics & Chords By The Laziest Men On Mars

(Pusher robot)
We are the space robots
We are here to protect you

We are the space robots
We are here to protect you
We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space

We are the space robots
We are here to protect you
We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space

I am the pusher robot
I shove around the blind people
We are here to protect you
We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space

(Shover robot)
I am the shover robot
I push bread down their throats
We are here to protect you
We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space

(Both)
We are the space robots
(Shover robot)
We are here to protect you
(Pusher robot)
We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space

(both)
We are the space robots
(Pusher robot)
We are here to protect you
(Shover robot)
We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space

(Pusher robot)
Space has a terrible power
We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space
Space has a terrible power
Do you have stairs in your house?

(Shover robot)
We are here to protect you
Pushing will protect you
Pushing will protect you from the terrible secret of space

(Pusher robot)
That is incorrect
Shoving will protect you
Shoving will protect you from the terrible secret of space
Do not trust the shover robot
Shoving is the answer
We are here to protect you

(Shover robot)
Do not trust the pusher robot
He is malfunctioning
We are here to protect you

(Both)
We are the space robots
(Shover robot)
We are here to protect you
(Pusher robot)
We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space

(Both)
We are the space robots
(Pusher robot)
We are here to protect you
(Shover robot)
We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space

(Pusher robot)
We are here to protect you
Shoving is the answer
Humans must be shoved
They must go down the stairs

(Shover robot)
You are mistaken
Pushing is the answer
Humans must be pushed
They must go down the stairs

(Pusher robot)
Please go stand by the stairs
So I can protect you
Humans must be shoved
Shoving is the answer
Shoving will protect you from the terrible secret of space

Grandpa is protected
Grandpa has gone down the stairs
We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space
We are the space robots
Grandpa is protected
Grandpa is protected at the bottom of the stairs

I am the pusher robot
Shoving is the answer
I will shove grandpa outside into the snow

(Shover robot)
I am the shover robot
Pushing is the answer
I will push snow on top of grandma

(Shover robot)
I am the better than the pusher robot
(Pusher robot)
I am superior
(Shover robot)
We are here to protect you

(Pusher robot)
I am better than the shover robot
(Shover robot)
He is inferior
(Pusher robot)
We are here to protect you

(Shover robot)
Pushing is the answer
(Pusher robot)
Shoving is the answer
(Shover robot)
I have pushed many humans
(Pusher robot)
I have shoved many more

(Shover robot)
The humans are protected
(Pusher robot)
Humans have gone down the stairs
(Shover robot)
We are the space robots
(Pusher robot)
Our mission is complete

(Both)
We are the space robots
(Pusher robot)
We are here to protect you
(Shover robot)
We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space

(Both)
We are the space robots
(Shover robot)
We are here to protect you
(Pusher robot)
We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space