The Tragedies Lyrics & Chords By The Reduced Shakespeare Company

What I really like about the movies, I like the previews for some reason. I like to get there, I don't wanna see just the movie when I get there, I like to see some previews first. I...read more

(Peanut): The days are growing shorter And the nights are growing colder We know Santa's on his way We can't wait another day I want a brand new skateboard and a scooter...read more

What is José jalapeno on a stick? You're a sick man! And here is José Jalapeno! (crowd cheers) Good evening, José Hola, Senor Jeff Alright, it's good to see you it's good...read more

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch* He tells me every day He says: "Man, I really gotta lose my chick In the worst kind of way" She sits on her ass, he works...read more

I hate Christmas, Christmas in Hollywood. No one gives you fruit cakes, there's no carolers in the yard, the only fruit cakes I've seen are on Sunset Boulevard. I hate...read more