The Unknown Comic Lyrics & Chords By Bob & Tom

I'm sorry i cook for shit. I'm sorry my sewing isn't like your mothers. I'll call her up. I'm sorry I dress kinda boyish. I'm sorry my hair isn't long like the girls in your...read more

Spoken: Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls Hold your breath Make a wish Count to three Come with me, and you'll be In a world of pure imagination Take a look, and...read more

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to...read more

If I was chicken I'd cluckity cluck, but because I'm not chicken I don't give a fuck! I bend over take a shit on the kitchen floor, everybody starts clapping shouting for more. So...read more

Lois: There's a little town that's sweet and cozy. If you need a place to get away. Every street is clean and every face is rosy. Stewie: And every teenage girl goes all...read more